You are a waiter at a restaurant in Advance. We usually eat at your competition, but I'm glad we didn't tonight!



I know this is a shot in the dark--you looked and acted pretty straight, but hell it's worth a shot and we made some eye contact tonight.



Wish that one of the people at our table hadn't had too much to drink. If you think I am describing you and are interested, hit me back with what this guy had to drink.